So I told her, "No I'm straight edge I won't sleep with you." and she says, "Mmmmm yes you will." And I go, "No! I won't fuck you!" and she says while winking, "hehe mmm I know."  And I'm like, "Good! Because I'll never fuck you." And then all of a sudden with a deep voice she says, "I know, I'm going to fuck you." So I ran like a mother fucker to the nearest tree and slept in a birds nest until morning.