Oh God, not the Tuesday countdown again!

lol, no, I was making a joke about your newest acquisition. I'm assuming that's 2" tape (referring to the width of the actual tape)?

You're fuckin' crazy. (Hey hey.)

"He told me to forcably insert the lifeline into my anus!"

"How exactly does one suck a fuck?"

The donut burger is actually called a "Luther," rumored to have been created by Luther Vandross himself.

I do like Oldboy.