It was a long time for you
It was a long time for me

That Zakk's such a media whore, he'd turn up at the opening of a sandwich shop.

Wow, thats amazing though. Thats how you entertain an audience with a solo spot

Oops, my bad.

Someone threw a cup of beer at Axl in Glasgow, it landed right at his feet at the front of the stage. He picked a towel up off a moniter and started mopping it up, whilst still singing, then a roadie came over with more towels and took over.
My heart was in my mouth, he must've took a soaking, and I thought he might call it a night and go home. There was a couple of arseholes shouting in the audience that night as well, and Axl took a couple of verbal potshots at them too.  It was nerve racking stuff for me incase he pulled the plug, even after 2 songs he had to call for the lights and try calm down the crowd cause of a mass crush at the front. I was in it, and couldnt help but notice when he asked people to move back the pressure at the front increased, obviously cunts further back thinking it was funny to start pushing forwards. I feared the night was going to turn into a disaster, all on account of a few wankers.

I remember waiting for Iron Maiden to come at a gig, beer and cups of water kept getting chucked at the stage and the roadies were trying to mop it up. Whenever they finished, another cup would come flying in. They wernt tring to hit anyone, they just thought it funny to throw shit at the empty stage.
This huge guy came out, he must've been Chief Roadie, and grabbed a microphone shouting "Are you lot fucking stupid?! Water and electricity - not a good fucking combination. Wisen the fuck up. Thank you!" Actually babysitting the audience like Axlin08 says, ridiculous.

During the show, Bruce was at the front of the stage and someone threw a cup of water over him, it completely soaked him. He just licked his lips and said "Water? You fucking little pussy!"

I'd love to see 10 CD songs, I think thats reasonable