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RAW (08-06-09)

#1

KOFI KINGSTON vs. WILLIAM REGAL
WINNER: Kofi Kingston via pin (+4 2008 Intentions)

#2

MARYSE vs. KELLY KELLY (Diva's Championship)
WINNER: Maryse via pin

#3

GOLDUST & FESTUS & SANTINO MARELLA vs.
JAMIE NOBLE & THE BRIAN KENDRICK & CHAVO GUERRERO - 3vs3 Tag Team Match
WINNERS: Goldust & Festus & Santino Marella via pin

#4

MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER vs. MATT HARDY
WINNER: Montel Vontavious Porter via pin (+4 AtariLegend)

#5

PRIMO & CARLITO vs.
TED DIBIASE JR. & CODY RHODES - If Ted DiBiase & Cody Rhodes Win, They Get A Tag Team Title Shot
WINNERS: Ted DiBiase & Cody Rhodes via pin (+6 Axl Schwarzenegger, +6 Rex)

#6

BATISTA vs. RANDY ORTON (WWE Championship)
WINNER: No Contest (+1 AtariLegend, +1 Axl Schwarzenegger)

{Note: WWE.com list it as a result, even though Batista didn't actually show up and the bell rang.}

ECW (09-06-09)

#1

EVAN BOURNE vs. TONY ATLAS
WINNER: Evan Bourne via pin (+4 AtariLegend)

#2

VLADIMIR KOZLOV vs.
LUKE HAWX & CHRIS LEWIE - 2vs1 Handicap Match
WINNER(S): Vladimir Kozloz via pin (+7 BLS-Pride)

#3

CHRISTIAN & JACK SWAGGER vs.
TYSON KIDD & DAVID HART SMITH
WINNERS: Tyson Kidd & David Hart Smith via pin (+9 Axl Schwarzenegger, +9 2008 Intentions)

Rankings:

1. James Lofton 404
2. Axl Schwarzenegger 277 (+16)
3. AtariLegend 269 (+9)
= Slashfro 269
5. 2008 Intentions 226 (+13)
6. Rex 213 (+6)
7. BLS-Pride 114 (+7)
8. Communist China 85

Team Rankings:

1. AtariLegend & James Lofton 673 (+9)
2. Axl Schwarzenegger & 2008 Intentions 503 (+29)
3. Rex & Slashfro 482 (+6)
4. Communist China & BLS-Pride 199 (+7)

Roster:

RAW

Brie Bella, Festus, Goldust, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian, Kelly Kelly, Maryse (Divas Champion), Mickie James, Nikki Bella, Rosa Mendes, Santino Marella, Sim Snukal

Inactive/Non-Wrestling:

Hornswoggle (Cruiserweight Champion), Jerry Lawler, Lilian Garcia, Linda McMahon, Michael Cole, Mr. McMahon, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon

ECW

DJ Gabriel, Ezekiel Jackson, Hurricane Helms, Katie Lea Burchil, Matt Striker, Natalya, Paul Burchill, Tiffany

Inactive/Non-Wreslting:

Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Tony Chimel

SmackDown!

Alicia Fox, Candice, Charlie Haas, Curt Hawkins, Dolph Ziggler, Eve Torres, Jesse, Jimmy Wang Yang, JTG, Kung Fu Naki, Layla, Maria, Michelle McCool, Mike Knox, Ricky Ortiz, Shad, The Brian Kendrick

Inactive/Non-Wrestling:

Jim Ross, Justin Roberts, Ranjin Singh, Theodore Long

Other/Unavailable:

JBL, Jimmy Snuka, Joy Giovanni, Mickey Rourke, Miss Jackie, Molly Holly, Roddy Piper, Stone Cold, Sunny, Tazz, Torrie Wilson, Vickie Guerrero, Victoria

Released/Unavailable:

Mr. Kennedy, Umaga

Jobbers/Unavailable

Adam Green, Chad Collyer, Chris Lewie, David Floridia, Dustin Carwile, Frankie Sloan, Joey Munos, Luke Hawx, Russ Taylor

Current Participants:

BLS-Pride: Shawn Michaels, Big Show, #1 Beth Phoenix <JBL>, Vladimir Kozlov, Mark Henry
2008 Intentions: Finlay, Rey Mysterio, Gail Kim, Kofi Kingston (United States Champion), #2 David Hart Smith #1 <Dolph Ziggler> <R-Truth>
Communist China: Shelton Benjamin, The Miz , John Morrison, #1 Zack Ryder <The Brian Kendrick>, Primo (WWE Tag Team Champion, World Tag Team Champion)
AtariLegend: Triple H, Montel Vontavious Porter, Batista (WWE Champion), Evan Bourne, #1 R-Truth <Umaga>
James Lofton: Edge, C.M. Punk (World Heavyweight Champion), Carlito (WWE Tag Team Champion, World Tag Team Champion), Melina (Womens Champion), Tommy Dreamer (ECW Champion)
Slashfro: Chris Jericho (Intercontinental Champion), Jeff Hardy, Kane, Jack Swagger, William Regal
Axl Schwarzenegger: Randy Orton, Christian, Matt Hardy, Ted DiBiase Jr., #1 Tyson Kidd <Maryse>
Rex: John Cena, Undertaker, The Great Khali, Cody Rhodes, Chavo Guerrero

Teams:

AtariLegend & James Lofton: Batista (WWE Champion), Carlito (WWE Tag Team Champion, World Tag Team Champion), C.M. Punk (World Heavyweight Champion), Edge, Evan Bourne, Melina (Womens Champion), Montel Vontavious Porter, R-Truth, Tommy Dreamer (ECW Champion), Triple H

Communist China & BLS-Pride: Big Show, Beth Phoenix, John Morrison, Mark Henry, Primo (WWE Tag Team Champion, World Tag Team Champion), Shawn Micheals, Shelton Benjamin, The Miz, Vladimir Kozlov, Zack Ryder

Rex & Slashfro: Chavo Guerrero, Chris Jericho (Intercontinental Champion), Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger, Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Kane, The Great Khali, Undertaker, William Regal

Axl Schwarzenegger & 2008 Intentions: Christian, David Hart Smith, Finlay, Gail Kim, Kofi Kingston (United States Champion), Matt Hardy, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio,  Tyson Kidd, Ted DiBiase Jr.

Not that "Half Life 2" was the greatest game ever made, but it does make that look like a "Playstation" game.

Extreme Rules (07-06-09)

#1

KOFI KINGSTON vs. MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER vs. MATT HARDY vs. WILLIAM REGAL - Fatal Four Way Match (Untied States Championship)
WINNER: Kofi Kingston via pin (+20 2008 Intentions)

#2

REY MYSTERIO vs. CHRIS JERICHO - No Holds Barred Match (Intercontinental Championship)
WINNER: Chris Jericho via pin (+28 Slashfro)

#3

C.M. PUNK vs. UMAGA - Samoan Strap Match
WINNER: C.M. Punk via gimmick win (+12 James Lofton)

#4

CHRISTIAN vs. JACK SWAGGER vs. TOMMY DREAMER - Triple Threat Match, If Tommy Dreamer Losses, He Retires (ECW Championship)
WINNER: Tommy Dreamer via pin (+38 James Lofton)

#5

SANTINO MARELLA vs. VICKIE GUERRERO & CHAVO GUERRERO - 1vs2 Handicap, Hog Pen Match
WINNER: Santino Marella via gimmick win

#6

RANDY ORTON vs. BATISTA - Steel Cage Match (WWE Championship)
WINNER: Batista via pin (+36 AtariLegend)

#7

JOHN CENA vs. BIG SHOW - Submission Match
WINNER: John Cena via submission (+12 Rex)

#8

EDGE vs. JEFF HARDY - Ladder Match (World Heavyweight Championship)
WINNER: Jeff Hardy via gimmick win (+36 Slashfro)

#9

JEFF HARDY vs. C.M. PUNK (World Heavyweight Championship)
WINNER: C.M. Punk via pin (+42 James Lofton)

Rankings:

1. James Lofton 404 (+92)
2. Slashfro 269 (+64)
3. Axl Schwarzenegger 261
4. AtariLegend 260 (+36)
5. 2008 Intentions 213 (+20)
6. Rex 207 (+12)
7. BLS-Pride 107
8. Communist China 85

Team Rankings:

1. AtariLegend & James Lofton 664 (+128)
2. Rex & Slashfro 476 (+76)
3. Axl Schwarzenegger & 2008 Intentions 474 (+20)
4. Communist China & BLS-Pride 192

Roster:

RAW

Brie Bella, Festus, Goldust, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian, Kelly Kelly, Maryse (Divas Champion), Mickie James, Nikki Bella, Rosa Mendes, Santino Marella, Sim Snukal

Inactive/Non-Wrestling:

Hornswoggle (Cruiserweight Champion), Jerry Lawler, Lilian Garcia, Linda McMahon, Michael Cole, Mr. McMahon, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Vickie Guerrero

ECW

DJ Gabriel, Ezekiel Jackson, Hurricane Helms, Katie Lea Burchil, Matt Striker, Natalya, Paul Burchill, Tiffany

Inactive/Non-Wreslting:

Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Tony Chimel

SmackDown!

Alicia Fox, Candice, Charlie Haas, Curt Hawkins, Dolph Ziggler, Eve, Jesse, Jimmy Wang Yang, JTG, Kung Fu Naki, Layla, Maria, Michelle McCool, Mike Knox, Ricky Ortiz, R-Truth, Shad, The Brian Kendrick

Inactive/Non-Wrestling:

Jim Ross, Justin Roberts, Ranjin Singh, Theodore Long

Other/Unavailable:

JBL, Jimmy Snuka, Joy Giovanni, Mickey Rourke, Miss Jackie, Molly Holly, Roddy Piper, Stone Cold, Sunny, Tazz, Torrie Wilson, Victoria

Released/Unavailable:

Mr. Kennedy

Jobbers/Unavailable

Adam Green, Chad Collyer, David Floridia, Dustin Carwile, Frankie Sloan, Joey Munos, Russ Taylor

Current Participants:

BLS-Pride: Shawn Michaels, Big Show, #1 Beth Phoenix <JBL>, Vladimir Kozlov, Mark Henry
2008 Intentions: Finlay, Rey Mysterio, Gail Kim, Kofi Kingston (United States Champion), #2 David Hart Smith #1 <Dolph Ziggler> <R-Truth>
Communist China: Shelton Benjamin, The Miz , John Morrison, #1 Zack Ryder <The Brian Kendrick>, Primo (WWE Tag Team Champion, World Tag Team Champion)
AtariLegend: Triple H, Montel Vontavious Porter, Batista (WWE Champion), Evan Bourne, Umaga
James Lofton: Edge, C.M. Punk (World Heavyweight Champion), Carlito (WWE Tag Team Champion, World Tag Team Champion), Melina (Womens Champion), Tommy Dreamer (ECW Champion)
Slashfro: Chris Jericho (Intercontinental Champion), Jeff Hardy, Kane, Jack Swagger, William Regal
Axl Schwarzenegger: Randy Orton, Christian, Matt Hardy, Ted DiBiase Jr., #1 Tyson Kidd <Maryse>
Rex: John Cena, Undertaker, The Great Khali, Cody Rhodes, Chavo Guerrero

Teams:

AtariLegend & James Lofton: Batista (WWE Champion), Carlito (WWE Tag Team Champion, World Tag Team Champion), C.M. Punk (World Heavyweight Champion), Edge, Evan Bourne, Melina (Womens Champion), Montel Vontavious Porter, Tommy Dreamer (ECW Champion), Triple H, Umaga

Communist China & BLS-Pride: Big Show, Beth Phoenix, John Morrison, Mark Henry, Primo (WWE Tag Team Champion, World Tag Team Champion), Shawn Micheals, Shelton Benjamin, The Miz, Vladimir Kozlov, Zack Ryder

Rex & Slashfro: Chavo Guerrero, Chris Jericho (Intercontinental Champion), Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger, Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Kane, The Great Khali, Undertaker, William Regal

Axl Schwarzenegger & 2008 Intentions: Christian, David Hart Smith, Finlay, Gail Kim, Kofi Kingston (United States Champion), Matt Hardy, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio,  Tyson Kidd, Ted DiBiase Jr.