"the GnR performance was more reminiscent of what Christmas is like—if you too had a drunk uncle that always refused to leave the couch while screaming incoherent profanity to the rest of the family from across the room."

I thought that was quite accurate & witty actually.

Haha!
Worse ref in the league by a long way & has been for a few years. He's a clown. Dare say he's far too overweight for the job he has, but that doesn't excuse his consistently poor judgement. He's a terrible professional, no joke.

Who? Never heard of her..??

Also, re bus: who the fuck from GnR travels on that bus? Certainly not any of the big 3 or their entourages I bet. Why the fuck do they even have a tour bus? Prob just for the sake of it..
I can understand the trucks loaded with equipment etc. but a tour bus, in this day and age, seems so antiquated.. Maybe they're going the Almost Famous route & are going to bus it across the US this summer..

It's the middle of April, the sun is shining, it's a beautiful day.. But it's still fucking freezing for fucks sake! What the fuck?! This fucking place.. Wish to fuck I'd emigrated somewhere warm & left all this shit behind.

Why the fuck is it so cold?! It's so fucking unfair! Fuck this, I'm crawling back into bed. Fucking asshole world.

Atari - 5 weeks late, but you can always go down to Argos or tesco n get one of their cheap keyboards for like £10-15. They're quite small but you get what you pay for you know. They do the job unless you're going to be doing so seriously heavy duty typing...