That Frank comment, could be just a new haircut...

Although seriously, it does kind of say on that front myspace page, current Guns N' Roses drummer.

Pyromania

If Hardy had signed a new contract and won, it would've been a dead heat between Slashfro and Lofton.

"Hysteria" has the hits I know, "Pyromania" doesn't...

SummerSlam (24-08-09)

#1

REY MYSTERIO vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER (Intercontinental Championship)
WINNER: Rey Mysterio via pin (+16 2008 Intentions)

#2

MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER vs. JACK SWAGGER
WINNER: Montel Vontavious Porter via pin

#3

CHRIS JERICHO & BIG SHOW vs.
SHAD & JTG (Unified Tag Team Championships)
WINNERS: Chris Jericho & Big Show via pin (+16 Slashfro & +16 BLS-Pride)

#4

THE GREAT KHALI vs. KANE
WINNER: Kane via pin (+8 Slashfro)

#5

TRIPLE H & SHAWN MICHAELS vs.
CODY RHODES & TED DIBIASE JR.
WINNERS: Triple H & Shawn Michaels via pin (+8 AtariLegend & +8 BLS-Pride)

#6

CHRISTIAN vs. WILLIAM REGAL (ECW Championship)
WINNER: Christian via pin (+20 Axl Schwarzenegger)

#7

RANDY ORTON vs. JOHN CENA - If Randy Orton Is Dq'ed Or Counted Out, He Loses The Title (WWE Championship)
WINNER: Randy Orton via pin (+24 Axl Schwarzenegger)

#8

JEFF HARDY vs. C.M. PUNK - Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match (World Heavyweight Championship)
WINNER: C.M. Punk via gimmick win (+46 James Lofton)

Final Rankings:

1. James Lofton 665 (+46)
2. Slashfro 585 (+24)
3. Axl Schwarzenegger 573 (+44)
4. AtariLegend 459 (+8)
5. 2008 Intentions 433 (+16)
6. Rex 329
7. BLS-Pride 301 (+24)
8. Communist China 206

Team Rankings:

1. AtariLegend & James Lofton 1124
2. Axl Schwarzenegger & 2008 Intentions 1006 
3. Rex & Slashfro 914
4. Communist China & BLS-Pride 507

Roster:

RAW

Alicia Fox, Batista, Chavo Guerrero, Chris Masters, Evan Bourne, Festus, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian, Kelly Kelly, Mickie James (Diva's Champion), Montel Vontavious Porter, Rosa Mendes

Non-Wrestling:

Donald Trump, Hornswoggle (Cruiserweight Champion), Jerry Lawler, Lilian Garcia, Linda McMahon, Michael Cole, Mr. McMahon, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Ted DiBiase, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon

ECW

Abraham Washington, Brie Bella, DJ Gabriel, Ezekiel Jackson, Hurricane Helms, Katie Lea Burchil, Matt Striker, Mike Williams, Nikki Bella, Paul Burchill, Sheamus, Tiffany, Tyler Reks, Yoshi Tatsu

Non-Wreslting:

Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Tony Chimel

SmackDown!

Charlie Haas, Curt Hawkins, Edge, Eve Torres, Jimmy Wang Yang Kung Fu Naki, Layla, Maria, Michelle McCool (Women's Champion), Mike Knox, Natalya, Ricky Ortiz, R-Truth, Slam Master J

Non-Wrestling:

Jim Ross, Justin Roberts, Ranjin Singh, Theodore Long

Other/Unavailable:

JBL, Jimmy Snuka, Joy Giovanni, Mickey Rourke, Miss Jackie, Molly Holly, Roddy Piper, Seth Green, Shaq O'Neal, Stone Cold, Sunny, Tazz, Torrie Wilson, Vickie Guerrero, Victoria

Released/Unavailable:

Candice, Mr. Kennedy, Sim Snuka, The Brian Kendrick, Umaga

Jobbers/Unavailable

Adam Green, Bill Baine, Chad Collyer, Chris Lewie, Danny Danger, David Floridia, Dustin Carwile, Frankie Sloan, Jack Meridol, Joey Munos, Kevin Brooks, Luke Hawx, Oliver John, Roman Cornell, Russ Taylor, Tom James

Current Participants:

BLS-Pride: Shawn Michaels, Big Show (Unified Tag Team Champion), #1 Beth Phoenix <JBL>, Vladimir Kozlov, Mark Henry
2008 Intentions: Finlay, Rey Mysterio (Intercontinental Champion), Gail Kim, Kofi Kingston (United States Champion), #2 David Hart Smith #1 <Dolph Ziggler> <R-Truth>
Communist China: Shelton Benjamin, The Miz , John Morrison, #1 Zack Ryder <The Brian Kendrick>, Primo
AtariLegend: Triple H, #3 Shad <Montel Vontavious Porter>, #2 Dolph Ziggler <Batista>, #4 JTG <Evan Bourne>, #5 Matt Hardy #1 <R-Truth> <Umaga>
James Lofton: #1 Santino Marella <Edge>, C.M. Punk, Carlito, Melina, Tommy Dreamer
Slashfro: Chris Jericho (Unified Tag Team Champion), Jeff Hardy (World Heavyweight Champion), Kane, Jack Swagger, William Regal
Axl Schwarzenegger: Randy Orton (WWE Champion), Christian (ECW Champion), #2 Maryse, <Matt Hardy>, Ted DiBiase Jr., #1 Tyson Kidd <Maryse>
Rex: John Cena, Undertaker, The Great Khali, Cody Rhodes, #1 Goldust <Chavo Guerrero>

Teams:

AtariLegend & James Lofton: Carlito, C.M. Punk, Dolph Ziggler, JTG, Matt Hardy, Melina, Santino Marella, Shad Tommy Dreamer, Triple H

Communist China & BLS-Pride: Big Show (Unified Tag Team Champion), Beth Phoenix, John Morrison, Mark Henry, Primo, Shawn Micheals, Shelton Benjamin, The Miz, Vladimir Kozlov, Zack Ryder

Rex & Slashfro: Chris Jericho (Unified Tag Team Champion), Cody Rhodes, Goldust, Jack Swagger, Jeff Hardy (World Heavyweight Champion), John Cena, Kane, The Great Khali, Undertaker, William Regal

Axl Schwarzenegger & 2008 Intentions: Christian (ECW Champion), David Hart Smith, Finlay, Gail Kim, Kofi Kingston (United States Champion), Maryse, Randy Orton (WWE Champion), Rey Mysterio (Intercontinental Champion),  Tyson Kidd, Ted DiBiase Jr.