No offence, but why can these hoarders never spell or correctly punctuate their sentences?

No source, whatsoever.

RAW (20-07-09)

#1

KOFI KINGSTON & MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER & PRIMO vs.
JACK SWAGGER & CARLITO & BIG SHOW - 3vs3 Tag Team Match
WINNERS: Kofi Kingston & Montel Vontavious Porter & Primo via pin (+5 2008 Intentions, +5 AtariLegend, +5 Communist China)

#2

THE BRIAN KENDRICK vs. JERRY LAWLER
WINNER: Jerry Lawler via pin

#3

MARK HENRY vs. CHRIS JERICHO
WINNER: Mark Henry via dq (+2 BLS-Pride)

#4

CHAVO GUERRERO vs. HORNSWOGGLE - Sharp Dressed Man Match
WINNER: Hornswoggle via pin

#5

KELLY KELLY & GAIL KIM vs.
ALICIA FOX & ROSA MENDES
WINNERS: Alicia Fox & Rosa Mendes via pin

#6

RANDY ORTON & CODY RHODES & TED DIBIASE JR. vs.
TRIPLE H & JOHN CENA - 3vs2 Handicap Match
WINNERS: Triple H & John Cena via pin (+12 AtariLegend, +12 Rex)

ECW (21-07-09)

#1

YOSHI TATSU vs. WILLIAM REGAL
WINNER: Yoshi Tatsu via pin

#2

EZEKIEL JACKSON vs. MIKE WILLIAMS
WINNER: Ezekiel Jackson via pin

#3

SHELTON BENJAMIN vs. GOLDUST
WINNER: Shelton Benjamin via pin (+4 Communist China)

#4

PAUL BURCHILL vs. TYLER REKS
WINNER: Tyler Reks via pin

Superstars (23-07-09)

#1

CHRISTIAN vs. WILLIAM REGAL
WINNER: Christian via pin (+4 Axl Schwarzenegger)

#2

EVAN BOURNE vs. JAMIE NOBLE
WINNER: Evan Bourne via pin (+4 AtariLegend)

#3

JOHN MORRISON vs. KANE
WINNER: John Morrison via dq (+7 Communist China)

SmackDown! (24-07-09)

#1

CHRIS JERICHO vs. JEFF HARDY
WINNER: Jeff Hardy via pin (+4 Slashfro)

#2

THE GREAT KHALI vs. MIKE KNOX
WINNER: The Great Khali via pin (+4 Rex)

#3

DOLPH ZIGGLER vs. Finlay
WINNER: Dolph Ziggler via countout (+4 AtariLegend)

#4

EVE TORRES vs. NATALYA
WINNER: Eve Torres via pin

#5

R-TRUTH vs. CHARLIE HAAS
WINNER: R-Truth via pin (+4 AtariLegend)

#6

C.M. PUNK vs. REY MYSTERIO
WINNER: Rey Mysterio via dq (+7 Communist China)

Rankings:

1. James Lofton 594
2. Slashfro 422 (+4)
3. AtariLegend 416 (+29)
4. Axl Schwarzenegger 408 (+4)
5. 2008 Intentions 322 (+5)
6. Rex 264 (+16)
7. BLS-Pride 204 (+2)
8. Communist China 166 (+23)

Team Rankings:

1. AtariLegend & James Lofton 1010
2. Axl Schwarzenegger & 2008 Intentions 730 
3. Rex & Slashfro 686
4. Communist China & BLS-Pride 370

Roster:

RAW

Alicia Fox, Batista, Chavo Guerrero, Festus, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian, Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, Rosa Mendes

Non-Wrestling:

Donald Trump, Hornswoggle (Cruiserweight Champion), Jerry Lawler, Lilian Garcia, Linda McMahon, Michael Cole, Mr. McMahon, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Ted DiBiase, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon

ECW

Abraham Washington, Brie Bella, DJ Gabriel, Ezekiel Jackson, Hurricane Helms, Katie Lea Burchil, Matt Striker, Mike Williams, Nikki Bella, Paul Burchill, Sheamus, Tiffany, Tyler Reks, Yoshi Tatsu

Non-Wreslting:

Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Tony Chimel

SmackDown!

Charlie Haas, Curt Hawkins, Edge (Unified Tag Team Champion), Eve Torres, Jesse, Jimmy Wang Yang, JTG, Kung Fu Naki, Layla, Maria, Matt Hardy, Michelle McCool (Women's Champion), Mike Knox, Natalya, Ricky Ortiz, Shad, The Brian Kendrick

Non-Wrestling:

Jim Ross, Justin Roberts, Ranjin Singh, Theodore Long

Other/Unavailable:

JBL, Jimmy Snuka, Joy Giovanni, Mickey Rourke, Miss Jackie, Molly Holly, Roddy Piper, Seth Green, Stone Cold, Sunny, Tazz, Torrie Wilson, Vickie Guerrero, Victoria

Released/Unavailable:

Candice, Mr. Kennedy, Sim Snuka, Umaga

Jobbers/Unavailable

Adam Green, Chad Collyer, Chris Lewie, David Floridia, Dustin Carwile, Frankie Sloan, Jack Meridol, Joey Munos, Luke Hawx, Oliver John, Roman Cornell, Russ Taylor

Current Participants:

BLS-Pride: Shawn Michaels, Big Show, #1 Beth Phoenix <JBL>, Vladimir Kozlov, Mark Henry
2008 Intentions: Finlay, Rey Mysterio (Intercontinental Champion), Gail Kim, Kofi Kingston (United States Champion), #2 David Hart Smith #1 <Dolph Ziggler> <R-Truth>
Communist China: Shelton Benjamin, The Miz , John Morrison, #1 Zack Ryder <The Brian Kendrick>, Primo
AtariLegend: Triple H, Montel Vontavious Porter, #2 Dolph Ziggler <Batista>, Evan Bourne, #1 R-Truth <Umaga>
James Lofton: #1 Santino Marella <Edge>, C.M. Punk (World Heavyweight Champion), Carlito, Melina, Tommy Dreamer (ECW Champion)
Slashfro: Chris Jericho (Unified Tag Team Champion), Jeff Hardy, Kane, Jack Swagger, William Regal
Axl Schwarzenegger: Randy Orton (WWE Champion), Christian, #2 Maryse (Divas Champion), <Matt Hardy>, Ted DiBiase Jr., #1 Tyson Kidd <Maryse>
Rex: John Cena, Undertaker, The Great Khali, Cody Rhodes, #1 Goldust <Chavo Guerrero>

Teams:

AtariLegend & James Lofton: Carlito, C.M. Punk (World Heavyweight Champion), Dolph Ziggler, Evan Bourne, Melina, Montel Vontavious Porter, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Tommy Dreamer (ECW Champion), Triple H

Communist China & BLS-Pride: Big Show, Beth Phoenix, John Morrison, Mark Henry, Primo, Shawn Micheals, Shelton Benjamin, The Miz, Vladimir Kozlov, Zack Ryder

Rex & Slashfro: Chris Jericho (Unified Tag Team Champion), Cody Rhodes, Goldust, Jack Swagger, Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Kane, The Great Khali, Undertaker, William Regal

Axl Schwarzenegger & 2008 Intentions: Christian, David Hart Smith, Finlay, Gail Kim, Kofi Kingston (United States Champion), Maryse (Divas Champion), Randy Orton (WWE Champion), Rey Mysterio (Intercontinental Champion),  Tyson Kidd, Ted DiBiase Jr.

Star Trek.

You do know it's "Slashahaulic" you're talking to...? *Yikes*