Hopefully someone pushes Michael Gove under a [school] bus.

Fuck the casual fans.
Fuck the Fortus sympathisers. Those shiteaters who think he's good for the performance, that he's reliable.
Fuck those morons who think Izzy flaked out. Fuck those dickheads who think Izzy can't cut it.
Fuck fat fucking Axl & spineless Slash & greedy Duff who coulda been a great politician the way he's played this whole charade.
Fuck Richard Fortus. Someone buy him a shirt that fuckin fits for fucks sake.

We can fucking hear it & by those vibrations fuckin feel it. Izzy's in the groove. Long may he run.

I've never been to Glastonbury but if Guns are headlining tickets could be easy enough to come by..

That or the hipster douchebags will still snap up tickets then just avoid guns' slot. Of course plenty of casuals would still go, but there'd be very very few hardcores or those sympathetic to guns.

I dunno tho. I don't know what the feeling is like towards guns from the festival going public. I'm sure they'd be able to do a couple of arena shows, maybe even pull off a couple of stadium gigs on their own bat. But would any of the festival crowds rally round guns as headliners? I don't see it myself.. Those festival crowds are so disparate & objecting to anyone outside their cliques/genres. You really need to be a ph neutral sorta band like Coldplay or Metallica. Guns' n Axl are still quite divisive for most festivals..

Yea they're already wriggling out of calling an early general election. Saying they've got the manifesto to deliver. Outrageous stuff but what you would expect, a lot of them are fearful of their jobs.

He's from Edinburgh. Scotland has a lot to answer for!
You can see why Boris appealed to middle England but Gove? He does have the support of the press & if they can build a narrative around him then maybe it could counter his seeming lack of personality.

This made me laugh so much: