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- emcitymisfit
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Re: Axl Eating His Words? (the song Sorry)
Well Monkey I agree with your first line. It's his music that counts. Problem is he isn't very productive. I don't care if he can kick Hilfiver's ass or Vince Neil's ass. But I know that on stage he out performs Vince. On a lighter note. Chuck Norris once threw a roundhouse kick at Axl and Axl just stood there laughing. Then he knocked Chuck Norris out by flicking his forehead. Oh yeah!
Then Mr. T came in and threw both those fools.
Re: Axl Eating His Words? (the song Sorry)
gnfnraxl wrote:Well Monkey I agree with your first line. It's his music that counts. Problem is he isn't very productive. I don't care if he can kick Hilfiver's ass or Vince Neil's ass. But I know that on stage he out performs Vince. On a lighter note. Chuck Norris once threw a roundhouse kick at Axl and Axl just stood there laughing. Then he knocked Chuck Norris out by flicking his forehead. Oh yeah!
Then Mr. T came in and threw both those fools.
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.
And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator,
Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger.
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -
All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked Mr. T in his gangsta ass.
(sorry had to 
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Re: Axl Eating His Words? (the song Sorry)
mygnrsucks wrote:gnfnraxl wrote:Well Monkey I agree with your first line. It's his music that counts. Problem is he isn't very productive. I don't care if he can kick Hilfiver's ass or Vince Neil's ass. But I know that on stage he out performs Vince. On a lighter note. Chuck Norris once threw a roundhouse kick at Axl and Axl just stood there laughing. Then he knocked Chuck Norris out by flicking his forehead. Oh yeah!
Then Mr. T came in and threw both those fools.
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the GenieRobocop, the Terminator,
Captain Kirk, and Darth VaderLo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger.Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked Mr. T in his gangsta ass.(sorry had to
Yeah but Axl arrived and her'es what happened. He proceeded to blow Gandalf, the grey and the wgite as well as Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black Knight's brains with his scream. He kicked Benito and the Blue Meanie so hard in the nuts that they spat their own testicles and died immediately. The he went to the Rock slapped him and said "Now smell what I'm cooking bitch!" and ripped his head off and the rest just ran screaming to their mothers when they saw all that except Robocop. And Axl got out this huge magnet and let Robocop be magneted to that magnet. Then he challenged God and the Devil to a handicap fight.
- monkeychow
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Re: Axl Eating His Words? (the song Sorry)
*sniffs the air and wonders what this thread is smoking*
Re: Axl Eating His Words? (the song Sorry)
No wonder why GN'R rarely reaches out to the public...
We're fucking crazy.
- emcitymisfit
- Rep: 28
Re: Axl Eating His Words? (the song Sorry)
Then Danzig came up, pushed Axl, and got punched out.
- emcitymisfit
- Rep: 28
Re: Axl Eating His Words? (the song Sorry)
I dunno, tell that to the Northside Kings.
Arguing over which rockstars/A-team members would win in a fight is about the closest to GnR news we got these days...
