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Aussie
 Rep: 286 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Aussie wrote:

Come on fess up - whoose going to this?


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23 … 09,00.html

Man now I have heared everything 18

I like the pun used in the article title too.

Neemo
 Rep: 485 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Neemo wrote:

are they gonna break the circle jerk world record? 16 what the fuck hmm

Backslash
 Rep: 80 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Backslash wrote:

If you go to a jerk-a-thon and meet an old friend, do you shake his hand?

Dreamline
 Rep: 64 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Dreamline wrote:

Now all they gotta do is make masturbating an Olympic event.  Then I can finally consider myself a true athlete.

Neemo
 Rep: 485 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Neemo wrote:
Dreamline wrote:

Now all they gotta do is make masturbating an Olympic event.  Then I can finally consider myself a true athlete.

think of how many categories it could have!!!

fastest shot
furthest shot
syncronized

the possibilities are endless 14

jorge76
 Rep: 59 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

jorge76 wrote:

Masturbation is positive, safe and an erotic alternative," she said ahead of the event on May 31, to take place at a yet to be decided venue with separate rooms for men, women and those who don't mind mingling.

I would bet a lot of money that the separate room for "those who don't mind mingling" has tons of men and very few women.

Aussie
 Rep: 286 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Aussie wrote:

Imagine the clean up bill after the event.

Gunslinger
 Rep: 88 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Gunslinger wrote:
Aussie wrote:

Imagine the clean up bill after the event.

14  Karma, that was classic man!

Backslash
 Rep: 80 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Backslash wrote:

Do they all do it on a cracker and the last one who jizzes eats it?  Or does that just happen at college parties?

A Private Eye
 Rep: 77 

Re: Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

Backslash wrote:

Do they all do it on a cracker and the last one who jizzes eats it?  Or does that just happen at college parties?

We call that soggy biscuit here, although I reckon it's a myth, what kind of sick fuck plays that, cos let's be honest there's no winner in that game.

Having said that I do know a guy who has supposedly played it, he apparently didn't lose either, funniest thing is he could barely 'get it up' for his girlfriend, so......go figure 18

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