Men confuse the hell out of me :-\

I completely agree.  Stuff will happen when it does and not before.

I met my (now ex) husband at a pub one New Years eve.  We played a bit of pool, then shared a kiss at midnight.  Then he followed me home and climbed in through my toilet window and got into bed with me.

Why can no fucker do their job properly?

Whoever did the plumbing in my flat needs shooting.  My washing machine leaks and now my shower leaks and the bedroom carpet is soaking!  My flat is all newly renovated and I've been in it for 2 weeks.  Surely it should be able to withstand 2 weeks of one person living in it before it all packs up??!!

Stress releases adrenaline which suppresses your immune system, hence existing conditions can become worse and/or you become more likely to develop other illnesses.  I'm talking long-term stress.