We're fucked.  And there's not a damn thing we can do about it.  That's the worst part in all this.  We just have to sit back and hold on for the ride. 

Reminds me of Mailman by Soundgarden, only in this case, the politicians are the ones riding us all the way to the bottom.

After this, Axl should fire his ass.

There is no need for this.  He's supposed to be in the CD-era of GNR, and if maybe the album is slated to come out, you think he would not do stupid shit like this.

You'd think they'd be easy right? 

Get her some easy fish, like guppies or a couple gold fish.  Get a tap water conditioner, and aquarium salt to prevent fish disease. 

The general rule of thumb is one inch per gallon, so your tank size depends on how many and what kind of fish to get.  Whatever you do, don't get pot-belly Mollies.  Half the time you get them, they're pregnant, and can stay pregnant for 6 months and give birth multiple times, sometimes 20 babies at a time.

I'd watch that tape!

They're still trying to make Warrant work?

Give up already.  The rest of the world has.