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#1681 Re: The Sunset Strip » Chris Rock thinks today's comedians aren't bringing the funny » 726 weeks ago

polluxlm wrote:

Bill Hicks should be the first name on any list. I just don't get why more people haven't heard about him.


Two reasons imo, 1) He died too young, and 2) Denis Leary basically ripped off his entire act.

I think if Hicks had lived long enough to see the more modern era of comedy and the easy access to material, I think he would've become a legend everyone knew of. He was always an underground comedian and he would've thrived in today's environment as some sort of rebel imo.

Leary I think took Hicks' act, streamlined it, so it could be sold to the masses. Almost like a Chris LeDoux to Garth Brooks-type scenario. Leary pushes, but only enough to appeal to a mass audience looking for that kind of comedy. He's not as smart as Hicks, and Leary lacks the passion of Hicks. Leary does schtick from a P.O.V. of anger. "I'm Irish, and i'm pissed off". Hicks did it from a P.O.V. of reform, change, and "this world is fucked up, and i'm going to shove truth down all of your throats and have a few laughs in the process".

Bill Hicks was the anti-dote to civilization.

I think had he lived he would've continued to push. Leary pushes, but it's a generic, conformist-style of pushing it. So he says "asshole" alot. Big fuckin' deal.

#1682 Re: The Sunset Strip » Soundgarden Discussion (King Animal out NOW!) » 726 weeks ago

See how you reviewed this John? This album is very quickly turning into Soundgarden's Chinese Democracy, as has been mentioned before.

Certain songs people rave about, others hate or can't get into, other songs people hate, others love, and it seems everyone has a different favorite song on the album.


I re-listened to King Animal today, in full boasting stereo fucking CRANKED in the house (nobody was home for a change), after listened to my newly purchased copy of Telephantasm. It was Soundgarden day. Or is it Black Saturday? Hehe, either way it was alot of fun. Felt like old times.


It's amazing for how quickly I trashed "Been Away Too Long" when it first dropped, how much the song has grown on me since purchasing the album and listening to it over and over again. I am REALLY starting to like it, and the lyrics resonate with me more and more.

Another one -- By Crooked Steps. I really didn't get this one at all, and it took a few listens, and this afternoon it finally just hit me. Whoa, this is fucking amazing. Like some sort of blockage.

This album is a grower, and it gets better and better. It's a glorious return for Soundgarden, and it's been so good it's caused me to want to go out and re-buy their old albums (all i've got is old cassettes).

I agree with John on Halfway There, total Cornell indulgence. Thank God Kim is on it, or otherwise it'd be a total loss.

I'm sorry, but I prefer my Chris Cornell, long haired, screaming his fucking lungs out, with the shades drawn and ready to climb the walls.

Short-haired Chris Cornell aspiring to be a pop star is a fucking pussy that Louder Than Love-era Cornell would be ashamed of. I don't know what Vedder's fucking deal was either. So anti-establishment but dying to be a pop star.

Heel Cornell is a fucking metal GOD, babyface Cornell is a jobber, so he can FUCK OFF with Halfway There. Thank you Kim.

#1683 Re: The Sunset Strip » Slash says Scott Weiland has been "FIRED" from Stone Temple Pilots » 726 weeks ago

I think you're right, and I think PaSnow is right to an extent to as a snap shot into Slash's psyche.

Slash did the VR thing and is just simply done with it imo. It was indeed a flash-in-the-pan. A supergroup no one had heard before. I remember the promos being Guns N' Pilots and/or Stone Temple Roses. People were curious to hear what happened, they heard it, and honestly Contraband had several single-worthy tracks, which drove it heard. It was a nice output, that although loaded with rock poser cheese (it was a basically a hair band with a grunge singer), it was radio-ready and a nice little moment around the mid-2000's.

It was done and cooked even by Libertad. I think Slash knows this. I also think Slash is getting older and doesn't really have an interest running around band to band, having to get used to MORE singers. I think he hopes to reunite with Axl, but at this point that's the only band he wants to be in. I think he likes his solo gig.

I also don't think he was AS opposed to being in a band with Corey Taylor. Just not VR. I think he's fine with it staying buried.

#1684 Re: The Sunset Strip » Metallica Joins Spotify, Buries Hatchet With Napster Nemesis » 726 weeks ago

Free use is horseshit. But so is Metallica's excuse. They're full of goddamn shit and have been since 1999. I remember that period very well, because I was apart of that generation that first discovered internet downloading.

It's ALWAYS about protecting profit. Everything in life comes down to it.


Metallica lost their argument is the ultimate end game. To stay in the game with everyone else, and not look like total dickheads.


If you would've told 15-year old me in 1999 that Metallica would eventually, willingly, do this... i'd of called you crazy. We at the time were arguing this was the way of the future, and that they needed to get on board or they'd be left behind. Instead they did what you expect from the business -- Sued. It turned them instant heel in the business. Nobody wanted to back them, because they felt it was financial suicide, and fans hated their guts, especially Lars. I do think it's ironic in hind sight, no new Metallica output happened during that period, and the band internally was falling to pieces.

Ultimately those of us, like myself, that saw all of this as a business model, and a smart one at that, knew Metallica had to get their fucking head and ass wired together on this. They didn't, until now, or at least in the past few years.

In the end... we've been vindicated.

#1686 Re: Guns N' Roses » Total Guitar Interview with Ron, DJ & Richard » 726 weeks ago

misterID wrote:
ottosporteman wrote:

Well, on another subject, Bumble did a video podcast recently for a youtube channel and the question on new material was asked.

He replied politely that all GN'R gear for recording and writing was set up at Dj's house but "life got in the way".

Is that a politic way to say Axl didn't show up?

I'm starting to lose hope.

They really don't need Axl to write.

And Axl has material that he should release first, already.


That's pretty much it. Axl's not going to even work that way. He wasn't even working that way with the old band back in like 1990. It pissed Slash off pretty bad, because with AFD they all did it together, but by UYI, Axl wanted all of them to record as a band, then he'd come in and go "yes or no" and make changes. That was in 1990. If it hasn't changed since then, I doubt it will.

The band themselves are just going to have to make an album, or at least work one up and see what happens. Then go, "we've got something here" and take it to Axl. I don't know if Axl's waiting on that or not, but more than likely if Axl has any Axl piano songs (like DJ has alluded to), they have been recorded in demo format for years and are sitting at Axl's house waiting to be finished.

Axl should be blamed for the vault sitting and collecting dust, but the band should be blamed for the lack of their new material. I personally doubt Ron is much of a writer, and i'm not sure Richard is either. No GN'R drummer has ever been a writer. This is gonna come down to getting DJ, Tommy, Dizzy & Chris into the same room, and maybe Richard and seeing what happens. Then call Ron and say, "solo here", "riffage there", call Frank for the fills, and then see if Axl wants to tweak and what he wants to add.


The biggest thing that will slow this down is how much Axl is LYRICALLY writing. The rest is easy.

#1687 Re: Guns N' Roses » Hindustan Times Interview With Axl Rose » 726 weeks ago

I think people that got slammed about speculating about the vault are being vindicated.



Axl has literally jack fucking shit up his sleeve. He's got nothing. It's over (in terms of musical output for now).


He basically admitted in a recent interview that the hold up for CD was because of lyrics and himself, and then turned around and blamed Slash & Duff for it. I don't know how the hell Slash & Duff were responsible for the fact Axl couldn't write fucking lyrics in 2004. Let Tommy do it. Call Desmond Child, do something. There are other options, and to blame Slash & Duff was pathetic on his part.


I think he has literally nothing waiting, and has no interest and/or inspiration in writing. I think Axl is a writer that comes from being downtrodden, but unlike the Seattle boys he so admired in the early 90's, Axl didn't stay true to any kind of street, Indiana homeboy roots. Axl can't write like Chris Cornell, or even a Jerry Cantrell at this point. Axl has it too good. As soon as he had money in his pocket, he started playing 'rock star' and stayed there. He'd rather be Mick Jagger than Eddie Vedder, and that's his problem.

What does a man like Axl, who writes from oppression (always), write about when he's a fucking pampered diva rock star? The fact he can't get 19-year old pussy anymore and what a drag it must be? Oh great, a Vince Neil album. No thanks.


Axl can write, but the things that inspire him, he hides from. I am fully convinced, and have been for years that if Axl reunited the original GN'R, they were touring the world, Steven OD'ed and died in Frankfurt and Matt was called to replace him, Slash was back crushing Vikes in his hotel room all night, Izzy was in and out, Duff was the only straight one, and Axl was being cheated on by Lana Del Ray...


We'd be getting a GN'R album per fucking year, and they'd all say "Rose" first under every song title.

#1688 Re: Guns N' Roses » 2013 » 726 weeks ago

Alot of great posts by Furbush. I'm gonna be passing out Karmas.


And as for what John said about "forget radio", that's not the answer.


Yes and no. They still need radio. Look at Soundgarden. They went out and did a song for the casuals "Live To Rise", released it as a single, attached it to The Avengers soundtrack, and shipped it out the door for the masses who wanted more Black Hole Sun and Room A Thousand Years Wide-type songs. Then they turned around and seperated their actual King Animal album from the whole thing.

Brilliant move on their part. The casuals got their hit single to put the band out there, but the diehards got their "true sound" album.

Axl should be taking notes. Especially considering they just got back together after a 15-year break.

Axl could easily record a GN'R-ized "Are You With Me" track, or maybe even something really Whitesnake-cheesy with his vocals, ship it out the door and attach it to the next Michael Bay-flick, and it move like hot cakes on iTunes and stay #1 on rock radio for months, as long it's promoted.

Then turn around and drop Chinese II in stores and it be a fucking NIN/Praxis/Sex Tapes-album with his vocals on it, and it still move.


Look to Cornell, for I didn't believe in him, but he shall lead us.--Axlin

#1689 Re: Dust N' Bones & Cyborg Slunks » Izzy on stage with Aerosmith » 726 weeks ago

WARose wrote:

i guess most people would love for izzy to come back, but i think that`s not realistic.
axl said numerous times, that he`s open to jam with duff and izzy, one at a time, and that he doesn`t want to rely on izzy again. izzy quitting the band in 91 hurt him more than anything else i think and set the path for the last 20 years, especially regarding his wish to gain control over the band. and it makes a return of izzy very unlikely.

i strongly disagree with you axlin, by the way.  in my opinion, realistically bumble would be the first one to leave, and in theory richard would be the logical choice who should leave, if izzy returned. bumble is very vocal about his unhappines. dj is buddies with axl. richard on the other hand was basically brought into the band to replace izzy (http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/arti … ticleid=82  ps: read the part about slash, he`s basically explaining the entire break up there.. )


I really don't understand how you can strongly disagree with me on Ron staying, and DJ going (regardless of friendship), considering Ron is literally the only guy in the band that can do Bucket's parts, other than Bucket himself. There is no one there that can do those CD songs.

Unless all of those songs get scrapped, short of This I Love, which i'm not opposed to. Time to bury that fuckin' record.

#1690 Re: The Sunset Strip » Chris Rock thinks today's comedians aren't bringing the funny » 726 weeks ago

He's right. It doesn't help that everybody are a bunch of pussies. "It's the pussification of America" - Bubba The Love Sponge, lol.

You can't do anything anymore without offending someone. I remember Nick DiPaolo telling a story about how he played this college in upstate New York where a rash of suicides had happened, and he told a joke on the stage to the students about "I had some trouble finding a place to park. I didn't want my car to get hit by a chemistry major", or something like that. People got offended.

But then you have what Dane Cook did earlier this year with the Aurora shooting. Not only was his joke offensive, but it wasn't actually funny, which is really what buries you.

There are NO Rodney Dangerfield's out there, and I doubt there ever will be again.

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