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#1991 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
This car wash could be what blew the story wide open!!! Tourists will come here to see where this all started...
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#1992 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
It comes when you least expect it....
My girlfriend is so pissed at me.
1) she exploded at the thought of me going to see Jacob play tonight with out here at a bar
2) she got pissed cause she says I have been talking about GNR too much and it is getting on her nerves..Lol.. I am so terrible. So she is asleep and I am here talking to Axl Rose.. WTF... My GNR fandom could end my 3.5 year relationship.. She has been hounding me for a ring, but I can't get engaged right now. What if they announce a reunion tour date on my wedding date. I will cancel that shit to go to GNR! You only get married a few times in life, but a GNR Reunion show? That is a once in a lifetime type thing.
When my wife comes walking out and asks me what I'm looking at, I always tell her porn. It's much easier to explain than a GnR forum at 2 in the morning. Just keep your pants down around your ankles, that way it looks more legit.
#1993 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
I wouldn't rule out the 2 drummer set up...
Let us assume Steven was in the line up. Could he make it the entire tour without falling off the wagon? Now there is a wager. I'd be concerned that all that money and excitement would blast him right off into space, and onto the couch with Dr. Drew again.
#1994 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
Lets think objectively.
Q: Is there anything more nerdy than being on a GnR website on a Friday night? (Ok probably but...)
A: Yes, a member of GnR being on a GnR website on a Friday night.
Now...I ask you all, how likely is this?
#1995 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
I think it was because Cramer smited him. dexter won't stand for that shit.
There is only one person who won't stand for smiting more than Dexter, and that's Jarmo.
Cramer wrote:misterID wrote:My bet.. 2016 CD II...and a certain guitarist coming back. That's right. Mr. Robin Finck.
Wow, that's quite a prediction. I hugged Finck in Tampa...also Axl has soft hands.*
*I think I'm off Axl's Christmas card list now....
I bet the soft hands comment got you back on his good side.
Well duh.
Although Jarmo shook hands like a dead fish and seemed very nervous. I'd classify that handshake as "needs more work."
Axl shook hands like A BOSS, yet wasn't afraid to stay in touch with his feminine side, by what appeared to be a strict daily hand softening regimen. I can neither confirm nor deny this.
#1996 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
Smoking Guns wrote:We have currently 29 guests viewing the forum... I bet one of them is Dexter.
You're right, there was only 28 just over an hour ago.
#1997 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
My bet.. 2016 CD II...and a certain guitarist coming back. That's right. Mr. Robin Finck.
Wow, that's quite a prediction. I hugged Finck in Tampa...also Axl has soft hands.*
*I think I'm off Axl's Christmas card list now....
#1998 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
dexter wrote:Cramer wrote:Everybody is scared of Uncle Axl reading this shit? (Which is highly unlikely.)
I'll bet ya 20 dollars worth of car wash tokens that there is no new GnR Album in 2016, none, zip, nada, zilch!
IN YOUR FACE, CRAMER!
All caps don't make it any more true. 
Lets wager right now. 
#1999 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
Smoking Guns wrote:So far -
Smoking Guns and misterID think it was WAR
Will and Cramer searching for more evidenceDevastated I feel excluded.
Please share your conclusion...
Edit: I see...disregard.
#2000 Re: Management » "dexter" hack at GNR Evo (Split from "Holy Shit" thread) » 551 weeks ago
misterID wrote:dexter wrote:
IN YOUR FACE, CRAMER!
HA! Axl is saying, "I will take you up on that shit"... Could it be Cramer that made Axl say, "fuck this, I am gonna get my ride clean and release an album and not deny that smoking guns cat his dream"....
See? I'm actually an inspiration. There is no way I can lose here. Mr. ID should pony me up 20 bucks right now, I'm a winner either way. I accept paypal, bitcoin, and of course car wash tokens.
