Turn the whole fiasco into a reality TV called "The Apprentice: Chinese Democracy Special" The whole of New GN'R as well as previous New GN'R members would participate in an Apprentice like contest. It was all set to go ahead and even the first four episodes were filmed when the worst happened..

However then Axl came up the greatest plan to screw the fans over once and for all. He made one copy on CD and mailed it to himself and released the rest of the album on SD cards found randomly in seedy italian restrooms and on the occasional vinyl disc. However there was one thing left hindering the album's release.

March 07 was expected, but it fell through because Axl no longer liked the Killers Track. Luckily around this time he heard that the Spice Girls, Van Halen and Led Zepplin were all gonna make comebacks later that year and got them all into the studio to do a 9.3876 minutes exactly cover of Slither.

Dizzy proposed a new idea:

Instead of spending the remaining money they had on funding the marketting and everything for Chinese Democracy, they would invest in a....

It was decided that a fight between Axl and Weiland would be held in the middle of Central Park in a giant 50 feet by 50 feet by 50 feet barbed wire cage. Tickets sold at $400 for five minute of viewing and every 23rd ticket contained a code that could be redeemed on the internet for a one second sample of either Raidface or She Builds Quick Machines...