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#4851 Re: The Garden » weird things you are addicted to » 938 weeks ago
I got some weird ones.
Since I was a kid I've always had a strange habit of not going to the bathroom immediately when I had to number 2. I like to keep the shit since it touches the male g-point and gives you a nice feeling.
I never eat without reading a book, magazine etc.
I have trouble sleeping without a sound in the room. Favorites are heavy rain, hurricanes, thunder, music, documentaries, commentary tracks, fans, dishwashers, washing machines, heavy machinery etc. Once in the army we slept near the machine room of a huge boat. Time of my life. If I ever can afford it I'll hire a driver to drive me around in my sleep at night.
#4852 Re: Management » The Latest Topic Thing... » 938 weeks ago
Should be able to optimize the site fully, though would some of you consider it an invasion of privacy if I captured these details?
I don't know, you FBI?
If not, sure.
#4853 Re: The Garden » Dollar's Demise Can Be Seen Even in the Maldives » 938 weeks ago
As usual the Government is on top of the situation:

It's getting closer, something the increased reporting from the mass media indicates.
Either way, the unique status of the dollar is over. From now on it will be euros.
#4854 Re: The Garden » Teen/Preteen Halloween Costumes Push Sex & Flesh » 938 weeks ago
The Greeks, the Romans, the English and the French. It has all happened before, and it is happening again.
Western civilization will be but a memory in 50 years time.
#4855 Re: The Garden » Man in trouble for having sex with bike » 938 weeks ago
I would guess he was f'ing where the bike seatpost goes, but I dunno.
Riiight...
#4856 Re: The Garden » Man in trouble for having sex with bike » 938 weeks ago
THE VICTIM

The bike, an Armstrong 3-Speed model, was shaken up after the incident but appeared otherwise to be of good health. It was not available for further comment today. Points of entry are seen above.
#4857 Re: The Garden » Attack Iran and you attack Russia » 939 weeks ago
Clever move by Putin. He's obviously building leverage for himself lately.
I don't think it will completely deter military actions against Iran, but the shadow administration has to find some other way to work around it now.
I'm excited to see how all of this plays out. On the surface it looks like a blueprint of the Iraq war, but I sense something else is going on here.
-Iran is trading oil in Euro now (or they are planning to). Since oil is the replacement for the US gold standard and 70% of all dollars are located in foreign countries a replacement to Euro will eventually lead to the collapse of the dollar. This was also the partial downfall of Saddam.
-Peak Oil. The US knows they need control over the worlds oil before the balance between production and consumption becomes uneven.
-The Iranian president is a Freemason, so was Saddam and the King of Jordan. In fact, much of the ruling class in the middle east is connected to the Scottish Rite.
-If it comes to war the whole region is likely to fall into total chaos, tying western military forces to a conflict for years. This could also spark muslim uprisings in Europe and America. Further dragging us towards another World War.
#4858 Re: The Garden » Aliens forced the Americans off the moon. » 939 weeks ago
From UFO Casebook
A certain professor, who wished to remain anonymous, was engaged in a discussion with Neil Armstrong during a NASA symposium.
Professor: What REALLY happened out there with Apollo 11?
Armstrong: It was incredible, of course we had always known there was a possibility, the fact is, we were warned off! (by the Aliens). There was never any question then of a space station or a moon city.
Professor: How do you mean "warned off"?
Armstrong: I can't go into details, except to say that their ships were far superior to ours both in size and technology - Boy, were they big!... and menacing! No, there is no question of a space station.
Professor: But NASA had other missions after Apollo 11?
Armstrong: Naturally-NASA was committed at that time, and couldn't risk panic on Earth. But it really was a quick scoop and back again.
Armstrong confirmed that the story was true but refused to go into further detail, beyond admitting that the CIA was behind the cover-up.
#4859 The Garden » Aliens forced the Americans off the moon. » 939 weeks ago
- polluxlm
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http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/98123-0/
"One of Russia's central television channels, RTR, has recently aired a documentary about US astronauts who allegedly came across extraterrestrial civilizations. The film showed Russian ufologist Vladimir Azhazha and astronomer Yevgeny Arsyukhin telling that expeditions to the Moon launched within 1969-1972 allegedly came across UFOs. "
"The researchers state that flying objects of extraterrestrial origin were persistently spying on American Apollos. They said the expeditions to the Moon looked very much like a race and presented a film demonstrating a luminous object closely following an American spaceship. "
"They expected that the expeditions would find something astonishing on the Moon and with the view of keeping their communication with the surface secret they encoded their messages to the MCC. When the records of communication were later deciphered it turned out that the US missions came across lunar bases, remains of space vehicles and deserted towns on the Moon. "
"The film stated that lunar creatures would not tolerate the presence of Earth dwellers for long. When Americans brought a dummy car to furrow Moon craters, the creatures living on the satellite began to demonstrate their furious protest against the US presence on the Moon."
"Filmmakers said that green dwellers of the Moon told Americans to go home as they wanted to keep secret the sublunar bases that they used to observe the life on the Earth. It was alleged that NASA was afraid of conflicting with a highly developed civilization and immediately stopped the program. "
"It is an open secret by the way that films demonstrating the landing of American astronauts on the Moon and Neil Armstrong's walk about the lunar surface were lost. "
"What is more, records telling about astronauts' health during the flights to the Moon, information about spaceships and other 700 messages sent from the board of spaceships launched in the framework of the Apollo program are also missing. "
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"The American Internet service Google is ready to pay $20 million to a private company that succeeds in landing a buggy on the Moon for transmitting photo and video information of one gigabyte in size right to the Earth surface. "
"The sum is to be paid in case a buggy lands the Moon before 2012"
"At that, Google conditions that such a buggy must walk at least 40 centimeters along the Moon surface, transmit a series of pictures from the Moon including '˜a self-portrait' against the lunar background, a panoramic picture of the planet and on-line video. "
"The documentary In the Shadow of the Moon includes an interview given by five of the eight extant men who had ever entered space. They are now aged over seventy."
"NASA is going to conduct another mission to the Moon with a spaceship Orion resembling Apollo and stuffed with steroids. It is planned that four astronauts will fly round the Moon in 2018. If the project goes OK a landing module is to land the lunar surface in 2020. "
"Russia's ambitions as concerning Moon exploration are rather modest. A Russian astronaut may land the planet only as a member of a Chinese-Russian expedition. Chinese researchers are working on this project and invite Russia to participate in it as well. "
Translated by Maria Gousseva
#4860 The Garden » Aliens caused Sicily fires, say officials. » 939 weeks ago
- polluxlm
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh … ens126.xml
Aliens were responsible for a series of unexplained fires in fridges, TV's and mobile phones in an Italian village, according to an Italian government report.
Canneto di Caronia, in northern Sicily, drew attention three years ago after residents reported everyday household objects bursting into flames.
TV news footage at the time showed electrical appliances as well as cookers, a pile of wedding presents and furniture smouldering.
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Dozens of experts including scientists, electrical engineers and military boffins, arrived in the village 60 miles east of Palermo to investigate the phenomenon.
Arson was quickly ruled out and at one stage an amazed scientist was interviewed after he described how he saw an unplugged electrical cable burst into flames.
Locals were quick to blame supernatural forces and at the time the Vatican's chief exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth backed up their fears and said: "I've seen things like this before. Demons occupy a house and appear in electrical goods. Let's not forget that Satan and his followers have immense powers."
Now in an interim leaked report published by several Italian newspapers it has emerged that the Civil Protection Department has concluded the most likely cause was "aliens".
The report was ordered by the Italian government and brought together dozens of experts including a NASA scientist. Their two year investigation has cost an estimated £1 million.
According to the report the fires were "caused by a high power electro magnetic emissions which were not man made and reached a power of between 12 and 15 gigawatts."
The report also detailed a possible UFO landing close to the village, citing "burnt imprints which have not been explained were found in a field."
Francesco Mantegna Venerando, Sicily's Civil Protection chief who coordinated the report, said: "This is not the final report. We are still working on our conclusions and this has been leaked.
"We are not saying that little green men from Mars started the fires but that unnatural forces capable of creating a large amount of electromagnetic energy were responsible.
"This is just one possibility we are also looking at another one which involves the testing of top secret weapons by an unknown power which are also capable of producing an enormous amount of energy."
