Damn.  Vivid imaginations going on here.  Apparently everyone forgot that people have seen the sideshow already on their last 2 tours, neither of which was successful in selling out smaller venues.  So after having poor sales (after the initial curiosity) and no radio success at all, they are going to suddenly sell out in the US where everybody wants a reunion?  WTF?

Carry on.

That's all that shows up in the major cities.

I got my wisdom teeth removed at 35.  There were some difficulties, but everything went as smooth as something like that can go (other than the one wisdom tooth they broke and had to dig out at the dentist office). 

I speak from experience in saying if you're older, have an oral surgeon do it.  When my dentist broke the tooth, he literally cut the gum open to dig under whatever was left and pry it out.  A surgeon would have had far less risk of complications.

What am I missing?

I didn't actually listen to the guy.  If it's not official, I really don't care what he has to say.  Yipee!  Some guy on youtube says Axl is rehearsing.