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Re: The Howard Stern Thread
This story is about a week old, but better late than never. Kept forgetting to post it.
I've always liked Miss Howard Stern, she's hot, she's funny (to listen to), she's hot. But she got in a real serious car accident, she was drinking and driving a convertible, hit a telephone pole at 60 mph, was thrown from the car and landed face first on the pavement. She was given a 2% chance of living but her sister called into the show late last week and said that she had already been released from the hospital. I hope she makes a full recovery, and learns her lesson.
http://www.examiner.com/x-11279-Howard- … well-video
Miss Howard Stern is alive—if not totally well.
Howard Stern took a call from the older sister of Andrea Ownbey on Tuesday morning’s broadcast of The Howard Stern Show. Ownbey is better known to fans as the reigning “Miss Howard Stern” and member of the illustrious group of proud rejects known as “The Wack Pack”.
Brandy, Andrea Ownbey’s older sister, called in to The Howard Stern Show to let fans know more details about Miss Howard Stern’s accident and her current efforts towards recovery. Brandy confirmed that Miss Howard Stern’s accident occurred after Andrea left a bar on the night of June 22nd. Andrea’s convertible hit a telephone pole at approximately 60 mph. Miss Howard Stern was thrown for the car and landed on the pavement on her head. She was not wearing a seatbelt at the time of the accident.
The baby-voiced, sexy-dancing Miss Howard Stern was given a 2% chance of survival after arriving at the hospital with a substantial amount of fluid pressure on her brain and a fractured skull. Doctors inserted a metal plate in Miss Howard Stern’s head to aid in the reconstruction.
Despite the severity of her injuries, Andrea Ownbey was recently discharged from the hospital and allowed to continue her recovery from home. Brandy stated that Miss Howard Stern is still experiencing “a lot of pain” and that she has double vision in her left eye.
As far as Miss Howard Stern’s infamous beauty is concerned, Brandy said: “The only thing is that her eye is a little bit crushed.”
Howard Stern asked Brandy when he might be able to speak to his bizarro princess one-on-one. Brandy replied: “I think that she should be back to her old self again pretty soon.”
At one point on Monday morning’s broadcast, Howard Stern jokingly stated that he might have to take back Miss Howard Stern’s crown if she wasn’t still “hot” after the accident, but fans of The Howard Stern Show feel pretty confident that Andrea Ownbey’s title is secure. If anything, Miss Howard Stern is even more solidified in her title. Members of the Howard Stern Wack Pack are revered for their flaws and idiosyncracies.
If there’s one beauty pageant title you can hold with a plate in your head, a crushed eye, double vision and intermittent memory problems, it’s the title of Miss Howard Stern.
Re: The Howard Stern Thread
Well its that time again. All low level celebrities are now nervous wrecks b/c Stern is on vacation for another week.
He's on vacation AGAIN? Damn! What do they have going on the channels next week? I know the 3 Stooges interviews were on 101 today.
You're right though, for whatever reason major things (usually death) occur when they go on vacation. Hopefully that trend stops soon, people will start to wonder.
