London is the future of Rock n' Roll

elmir

>> Sweet Child O' Mine <<
London is the future of rock 'n' roll
Slash from Guns n' Roses has retired from the
hard drinking, smacked out, groupie-fuelled
rock scene to a world of suburban family bliss.
Almost. Mr and Mrs Slash have two cute little
boys Cash, age three, and London, who is six.
London may be a chip off the old block.
A babysitter got the full force of Slash Jnr's
charm. She was accosted by London with the words
'You can't get past me unless you take off your
clothes - you're hot!' And when she went to
kiss the boys goodnight he told her he wanted
to stick his tongue down her throat. Alas sleep
didn't come and the boys began to figh. When
Cash started crying to London 'You've hurt my
balls again', the babysitter decided that
night would be her last.

Neemo

those kids must be crazy

can you imagine slash as a dad? prolly his first word was fuck ...his second was prolly ciggarette

Von

I thought this was gonna be about London, Nikki Sixx's old band, reuniting. Damn.

Aussie

Man thanks for that I had a good laugh.

Although then looking at it a bit more serious - damn kids are impressionable. The balls things was funny, but the take your clothes off you're hot was a bit scary - for a 6 year old???

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