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#1401 Re: The Sunset Strip » Superman Thread. » 717 weeks ago
I heard about this years ago and thought it was utterly brilliant. It's an utter shame it never happened.
Kind of reminds me of that whole deal about John Carpenter wanting to return to Halloween by directing "Michael vs. Pinhead" with Clive Barker writing, and both really wanted to do it. It got squashed because the fans basically poo poo'ed the idea because even though Freddy vs. Jason was a success, they didn't want Michael to be dragged through the mud any longer after Halloween: Resurrection.
I would've fucking killed to see a Carpenter/Barker collab Hellraiser meets Halloween sequel. It might've looked like total balls trip, but what an awesome trip it would've been.
#1402 Re: The Sunset Strip » Rob Zombie's Lords of Salem (Trailer) » 717 weeks ago
Poll = nail on head
That was precisely my biggest issue with Zombie and Halloween. As a kid that's why I loved the Halloween franchise above all else. Halloween was MY franchise. That was my homeboy. It wasn't just Michael, but even Halloween III as well. I loved the FEEL of the franchise. I loved the TONE. I loved Dean Cundey's dark and creepy cinematography in the first three, Carpenter/Howarth's music in the first three, Pleasence and his always legendary performances, even in cruddy films. I am who I am, and I am in the profession I am in today because of Donald Pleasence and those films.
THAT is how much of an effect Halloween had on me.
And why? Because it was always a smarter franchise. Something for a thinking man. Michael Myers was not Michael Myers, Michael Myers was simply... "The Shape". A force of evil, a force of nature. Something that is not understood, or controlled. A homeostatic balance from the powers that be, whether the Druids and Thorn, or Conal Cochran's explanation in Halloween III... "we don't decide these things you know... the planets do." Loomis spouting off about evil on two legs, all that jazz.
When Zombie "made it his own", he dumbed down the character all the way to the rapist hospital attendents in the film, where trailer park beer guzzlers could "understand dat der Mikey Myers keractar". Michael was scary all right, but in a Leatherface redneck psycho just tearing shit up. But the biggest problem was he gave Myers MO-TIVE. Myers was pissed off because mommy was a slutbag stripper whore, his sister was only meer weeks from taking on her stepfather at 15, daddy was non-existant and probably "one of the 100 maniacs" (NOES reference) from a gangbang of his mom, and he was kicked around at school. Sure it sucks, and he might be a scary psycho, but he gave Myers a face and he lost his mystique. At least when Thorn got introduced in Halloween 6 (far more in it's Producer's Cut incarnation), Myers might have had motive, but it was a universal motive, which kept his mystique intact. Zombie's Myers was just some psycho in a Halloween mask. I'm sure it appeals to some, but not to me.
As for Lords of Salem, I watched the trailer. It looks utterly terrible. Really bad. Seems like another Zombie circle-jerk. I might rent it when it comes out out of curiosity, but ANOTHER film with his wife in the lead... come on man.
#1403 Re: The Sunset Strip » 'Dallas' to be revived on TNT network » 717 weeks ago
I finally got caught up with the new season. Decent start, I think the show is a bit too plot-driven right now. The guy that plays John Ross has gotten alot better, and his relationship with Pamela is a fantastic twist. The two of them are GREAT together as schemers. Think of that, in some universe J.R. Ewing III and Pamela Barnes are fucking daily. How messed up is that? J.R.'s son & Cliff's daughter gettin' it on. The two of them as actors are great together and they have great chemistry. Hopefuly they continue to play it up.
Unfortunately though the Christopher/Pamela angle has fallen flat. The Ann Ewing/murder/daughter/Judith Light family angle is just weak and pointless, and seems to just exist as a platform to give Bobby something to do. It hasn't been handled all that well.
J.R. seems to be rather missing, but when he is on screen seemingly more as "just there", and explodes on every frame he's on. He's only got a couple episodes left before "so long J.R. Ewing", which will be TOUGH to get through.
Right now the show is just too plot-driven. It's twist after twist, angle after angle, and it seems to be going out of it's way to try to compete with newer shows like ABC's "Revenge". Unfortunately character development has been lost. We don't know what John Ross' & Pamela's motivations are, and Christopher & Elena have become boring and one-note. Throwback Bobby & Pam they aren't. The show might need tweaking in that department. Where are the the pool side swims? Where are the morning breakfasts on the patio? Where are the Ewing BBQ's? These little things would go a long way in developing the characters.
Either way, that's the DALLAS update.
#1404 Re: The Sunset Strip » What Are You Listening To? » 717 weeks ago
You have GOT to love this classic...
Billy Idol -- Hot In The City (dedicated in loving memory of Dennis Booker)
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#1405 Re: The Sunset Strip » Carolina Rebellion Rock Festival » 717 weeks ago
There's a similar festival here in Florida called 98RockFest, and basically has all of those, except Soundgarden. I've been wondering if I should get a ticket just to say "I saw the surviving members of Alice In Chains.... and Lzzy Hale's legs"
Is that worth the ticket? Not sure yet. 
#1406 Re: The Sunset Strip » Katy Perry » 717 weeks ago
She remains hideous.

#1407 Re: The Sunset Strip » Ratt » 717 weeks ago
I agree. I haven't listened to it in awhile, but it was a total comeback album for Ratt, no different than Black Gives Way To Blue or King Animal was to the grunge boys.
Ratt didn't get enough credit for how quality Infestation was.
They're supposed to be working on a new album for 2013 with Dave Grohl (was the rumor). Probably not true, but it sounds cool.
#1408 Re: The Sunset Strip » Scarecrows - One Bad Son......... Axl could use a single like this » 717 weeks ago
It's definitely good, but I don't know if it's so good that even Axl on this would really drive it as a single. I still think it'd require Slash on guitar. Then I think it'd be a massive single in the present if it was a reunited old Guns ballad.
#1409 Re: The Garden » 10 years in a basement for $10 million, what would you take with you? » 717 weeks ago
Very interesting question. I think it always says something about us psychologically. I think the 30 pts and $10 mil is way too restrictive. I also opted for 35 pts, and $5 mil.
Here's what i'd take:
18-year old female companion -- 18 pts
Unlimited drugs -- 5 pts
All movies/TV -- 4 pts
Hygiene products & jacuzzi -- 3 pts
Doctor -- 2 pts
Microwave w/ unlimited meals -- 2 pts
Gun -- 1 pt
The way I see it is this. $5 million is just fine for money, you don't need more than that. I want the 18-year old girl for companionship more than anything. I've actually spent 'too much time' in seclusion and alone before, and it will make you go Nicholson in The Shining. Cabin fever is real. I've been there. The girl would provide so much more companionship. Alot of the men here have said "if the bitch drives me crazy"... the way I see it is considering her younger age, she's still adaptable to growing as a person. You two would eventually adapt to each other (obviously if you're not a complete fucking asshole and she's not batshit insane), and ultimately she'd be good for you. I'd want her to talk to more than anything so I didn't go mad, and the sex would just be a bonus for the two of us. I couldn't see any of it working if you didn't have another human there. If I didn't hear her annoying voice i'd go mad, not the other way around. The silence would kill me.
Drugs, to me are an obvious one. Not just illicit drugs, but all drugs. Regardless of your doctor, you're gonna need meds for various illness. Even with entertainment, you're gonna eventually lose it and you're gonna need to float away. Help with sleep, bodily drugs for repair, and just not giving a fuck anymore and doing drugs and fucking to pass the insane amount of time -- you're gonna need an edge.
Movies & TV I put on the list because I assume it comes with a basic TV and no cable/satellite. That's fine. If I have all movies and TV on DVD at my use, I would never get bored. Just program my own 24/7 network, year round. I kinda already do that. Rarely do I regularly watch new, daily TV anymore. Plus it'd help with you and the girl. She could watch what she wanted to be entertained (chick flicks, reality TV), you could watch you want (good stuff), and you both could watch porn. With this, i'd never need gaming or cable.
Hygiene & jacuzzi, is a definite. You're gonna want some way to keep clean and bath. Duh.
Microwave & meals. The way I see it is there are healthy microwave meals, I already eat them quite a bit, and I could easily live off of healthier ones for 10 years. I might hate it, but I could do it. I'd much rather do this and get extra points for other stuff. Both of you could eat this with variety, and stay in shape. 500 calories meals, and fucking, and doing squats, still fucking, should keep calories burnt.
Doctor, I threw in there primarily for the girl. I think if you're fairly healthy, the drugs would probably do well enough to keep you duct-taped together for five years. Headache relief, down to infections, down to mild pain relief, down to just flat out fuckin' heroin. Whatever it is could be used in moderation without a doctor's advice. But the girl would probably need a tunnel doctor (you know, for all my drilling... j/k), and it doesn't hurt to have a visitor to come by and talk about what's going on in the world, chat about various things, extra company. I'd rather have the doctor than the computer, internet or cell phone.
Gun... for eventual suicide. I don't believe you would make it with two people in there locked down, or with just you in there locked down. Seems like an impossible task that would eventually lead to insanity, regardless of the payday. 10 years? That's a long time. I think eventually you watch so much TV, fuck so much, that eventually you'd just be done. Down a shit ton of drugs, and if that didn't kill you, you'd have the rainy day option -- the Gun.
#1410 Re: The Garden » The Tattoo Thread - show us your ink! » 717 weeks ago
The really really cool man. Best to your family, and hopefully it'll stop itching soon.
